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Subject: Why it's great to be a guy!
Last modified: 05/29/2025 16:38:26. | By: Norm
- Phone conversations last 30 seconds
- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
- Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
- You can open all your own jars
- Old friends don't give you grief if you've lost or gained weight
- When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying
- You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go
- You can go to the bathroom alone
- Your last name stays put
- You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
- The garage is all yours
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
- You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
- Wedding plans take care of themselves
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
- Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3
- None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
- You don't have to shave below your neck
- Chocolate is just another snack
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat
- Flowers fix everything (or duct tape)
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
- Car mechanics tell you the truth
- You could care less if someone doesn't notice your new haircut
- You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking "He's mad at me"
- One mood, all the time
- You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him
- Gray hair and wrinkles add character
- Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100 bucks
- You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
- You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's
- If you retain water, it is in a canteen
- The remote is yours and yours alone
- You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom
- If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
- If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
